If you’re reading this, I assume you’ve watched the Gilmore Girls A Year In The Life Revival on Netflix and you’re just as CAPS LOCK HAPPY as I am when talking about it. I’m in a Gilmore Girls Lovers Facebook group with a few friends and two of us stayed up half the night to binge-watch the entire thing. And there is an entire comment thread of everything we thought while watching and I thought it would be fun to share. Oy with the poodles already, here it is.
- OMG WINTER
- I. Am. Freaking. Out.
- WHY AM I CRYING
- I am sobbing
- Oh My God
- I’ve missed you, kid.
- Why does it seem like her and Lane don’t talk?
❄❄❄❄
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶- “Super Proud”
- Oh hell no
- Hate Paul already. Die
- I am not team Paul
- I am Team Paul GTHO
- OMFG PAUL YOU ARE TAKING UP TOO MUCH GILMORE TIME
- I am howling. This scene is hilarious.
- I am in heaven. This is what I’ve been waiting for.
- This is the ONLY good part of 2016.
- I’ve been waiting my whole life for this
- I was waiting for this before I knew I was waiting for this.
- First Richard mention.
- I am a wreck
- That hit me like a train
- LUKE HAS WIFI
- Hold Up
- WIFI
- I repeat, Luke has wifi.
- Can we be done with Paul now?
- Michel is finally out
- 2016 is so good
- I AM BAWLING. Why is this making me cry?
- What is this dress she’s wearing? She’s fabulous.
- Of course she is
- I am SO excited to see Emily
- But not with Richard not there
- I’m having anxiety
- I will cry
- I can’t do this. I can’t
- Lord Jesus
- I’m a fucking mess
- Oh. I’m done.
- No why are they doing this
- Make it stop
- Oh. This is beautiful. And just heartbreaking.
- DIGGER
- I’m broken
- Closure
- Are they gonna fight? I don’t want them to fight.
- That would make me so sad.
- Oh no.
- Oh no no no
- Oh Lorelai
- Oh dear
- Uh oh
- This is killing me
- This is so sad
- I hate this
- Oh god. This is wrecking me.
- This is so bad
- Can they make up right meow?
- Because I can’t
- I am breathless
- I am sobbing. My dog thinks I’m dying.
- Kirk
- This pig
- Go, Petals
- This feels wrong
- Wait, what?
- Paris
- I love her
- So much is wrong here
- It’s so bizarre
- I can’t even handle this
- She could badger anyone into anything
- I needed that after Emily
- But I’m gonna need a Logan or Jess soon
- I need to see Logan, dammit.
- Naomi. I love this actress so much.
- OH MY GOD
- AHHHHHHHHH
- LOGAN
- But what about Pete?
- I’m screaming inside
- Oh right Paul
- How is this working?
- Ok maybe I am team Logan again
- He loves her
- But is Rory really the friends with benefits girl now? Holy moly
- Top breeders
😂 - Lord 😂😂😂😂😂😂
- Rory is just sowing her oats. That feels right. Then she’ll settle with Logan.😂
- OMG
- OMG FAKE WIFI
- FAKE PASSWORDS
- This is the best ever
- Paris is rocking the shit out of that hair
- That’s her Bonnie on HTGAWM hair but she’s such an awesome actress that I ONLY see Paris
- She’s secretly banging Logan
- I mean, wouldn’t you?
- This is just everything
- I’m gonna need Spotify to handle business with this soundtrack. There has to be a soundtrack.
- Ok Konmari
- NO JOY
- oh, Emily
- Ugh I can’t
- Ugh. She’s so mean. But I love her. What is that about?
- Same. Love her.
- I’m so sleepy. Must catch second wind.
- COFFEE. COFFEE. COFFEE. (4:31 AM and still bingeing)
- OMG she’s going to therapy with her mother
- I can’t wait to see them in therapy!
- Where did the dog go?
- I can’t believe the first one is over.
- Best ever
- Emily kills me
- I forgot you could cuss on Netflix
- “Singapore’s just being a dick!”
- Hate Sandee. Reminds me the weirdos Bobsy twins from freshman year
- I’m so happy that I can’t hate anyone.
- Except Paul obviously.
- STFU SHE DOES NOT HAVE A DAD
- Whaaaaaaat
- Speaking of dad’s… no Christopher at the funeral?
- K Rory hates the drunks
- Yep. Because she’s wasting her time. Focus, lady.
- OMFG HE IS ENGAGED
- No. Kill Odette
- AND SHE KNOWS
- RORY GILMORE
- #TEAMJESS AGAIN
- Lend us some of their gays
- Stahp it.
- I’m howling.
- Dead.
- Team Logan, btw. forever
- Well Logan is Team Odette
- Nope. He’s forever in love with Rory.
- I don’t like Vegas. I’m not ok with this. Odette has gots to go.
- I agree that Odette has got to go.
- A Paul Anka dream!
- I wish I had chinese food
- and coffee
- Those shoes
- Oh hey Rachel Ray
- She annoys me
- Like a lot
- Oh hey franchise
- OH MY GOD
- Was that actually Chad Michael Murray?
- No
- SHE HAS KIDS?
- Two Lena Dunham references
- FRANCIE
- The Paris Postmortem
- What the hell is on his head
- I really love Dan Bucatinksy
- Ahhhhh Mae Whitman
- I have that bedset
- Wookie
- This is everything I thought they would grow into
- Jess. Maybe Team Jess again.
- Ahhhhhhh Rory and Lorelei fighting at the cemetery killed me
- INOMNIA PARATUS
- The Life and death brigade ❤ I’m bawling. I dunno if they’re gonna end up together. Everything is all messed up. I didn’t even want them together 😂
- THIS SCENE IS EVERYTHING
- MAYBE I AM TEAM FINN
- Why aren’t they together? I don’t understand
- Team Logan. So much Team Logan.
- No, don’t leave. This can’t be the end.
- I. Cannot. Stop. Crying.
- This is the best thing to ever happen to me
- Oh, Luke
- She’s writing at his desk. I’m so wrecked.
- EMILY GILMORE JUST SAID BULLSHIT AND TITS. BULLSHIT AND TITS. I AM DEAD.
- I HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS. And I’m so tired.
- CHRISTOPHER
- Yea, Christopher. What do you think about what an asshat you are?
- Still an asshat. I hate him.
- How is it possible that Emily hasn’t aged a single day?
- Dean
- Cornstarch
- Sookie!
- That wasn’t enough Sookie.
- Getting married twice?
- They couldn’t let Rory put on real clothes?
- Oh come on. This is beautiful.
- OMG this is so pretty
- I am completely fucking hysterical
- I AM NOT READY FOR THE FINAL FOUR WORDS
- NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
You summed it up perfectly. If I had been recording my thoughts while watching it our lists would probably be pretty close.